Corrupt a wish game!!

you do but James Cameron runs you over in a bus for misinterpreting the meaning of the movie.

I wish religion was illegal.

It is, in some countries. Or was that narnia? wait a minute, whats this plant that smells nasty but gets very addicting doing in my hand?

I wish there was a duel academy.

Poof, nerds find meaning in life, but some jerk face makes it lame like yu-gi-oh GX


I wish that every single racist person died right now

The whole world dies. Because racism is made by everyone every day.

I wish that the year 2015 had flying cars

2011 brings flying cars instead, FAIL.

I wish I had a piece of pizza.

You choke on the pizza

I wish you were more creative

OOC: How is that fail? Hooray, we get flying cars faster. I don't see how it was corrupted...

You gets confused, and now everyone gets too creative. Art is splattered everywhere, music is playing non stop, and people start killing each other cause they get mad they ca't get their art right.

I wish that homework has to be short.

The pages of your homework get shorter, but your teachers all gie 10 times as much of them!

I wish I had an apple.

It's all wormy and rotten, but you don't realize that because its been polished. You bite down and you find soemthing squishy, only to be a maggot.

I wish I had a wish that couldn't be corrupted.

Too bad, that won't happen, you cause a temporal rift in the space time continuum and destroy the universe.

I wish 2012 was chocolate flavoured

Willy Wonka appears and gets this song stuck in your head:


You commit suicide because you go nuts, even if 2012 was chocolate flavoured.

You forgot to put your own wish up.

I wish for a nice, juicy steak that is medium-rare. With nice BBQ sauce and is perfectly cooked by a French chef who has come all the way to Paris to Richmond just for me.


Try beating that.

Granted, except for it's an ASSASSINATION CHEF! It's very tasty, but very fatal.

I wish for a diamond/gold chess set. It's not stolen.

you get a gold chess set for christmas but it costs all your parents money so you starve.

I wish for a mirelurk

Nobody understands you and are too lazy to use a dictionary, so you start becoming emo and kill yourself by accident. Oops?

I wish for a movie, and none of those cheap imitation ones, the ones you buy at a movie store for about 19 bucks then becomes 5 bucks later on in about a couple of years.

you watch a movie but the movie is cursed so you die.

a mirelurk is a giant bipedial mutated crab from fallout 3 and i wish I had one.

You get one but it kills you.

I wish I had a hot dog.

Juicy explosion inside your mouth! Literally... your face is blown to pieces.

I wish I could make a horse drink water.

The horse drinks water, it then proceeds to kick your jaw straight out of your mouth, you are later nursed back to health by a blurry looking nurse slightly arouses you.

You realize later when fully conscious that you engaged in certain actions with that blurry figure who happened to be an effeminate man.


I wish EVERYONE'S eyes were squinty.

The god of asians denies your wish.

I wish I had a hamburger.

FORUM ERROR CODE NAFF-0148277

NOOB ASKING FOR TOO MUCH FOOD.

I already wished that Hans would stop asking for food and it was granted, so I wish Hans would follow through with the wish already.

Nice one, too bad though
it'll never happen



I wish hans got hit by a slowly moving bus

Granted, but the bus parks on top of Hans's body.

I wish the bus had spiky wheels.

Granted, but Hans's aorta is severed,

I wish the Bus weighed as much as a white dwarf star.

Granted, but the white dwarf star weighed a lot.

I wish the bus was also as hot as a white dwarf.