Magical Cauldrons game

Since we're here, I may as well.
In this game, there are 5 cauldrons you make a sacrifice to in an attempt to appease. To win, you have to tell me exactly the criteria for what each cauldron wants.
We have...

The Virgin Cauldron
The Oddity Cauldron
The Singularity Cauldron
The BbNb All Else Cauldron
The Die Try Syllabary Cauldron

You must bold your sacrifice.

Example:

RandomGuy1 wrote:

I sacrifice a piano

Ippikiryu wrote:

The Virgin Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Oddity Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Singularity Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The BbNb All Else Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Die Try Syllabary Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
A soothing mist heals your burns

But then, you could also have a bad one.

RandomGuy2 wrote:

I sacrifice a bell!

Ippikiryu wrote:

The Virgin Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Oddity Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Singularity Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The BbNb All Else Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Die Try Syllabary Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
You have been burned

Oh oops, did I forget to mention? If you get rejected by more than 3 of the Cauldrons, you will be burned. You can only be burned 3 times before you can no longer sacrifice anything else. (You can still guess the criteria)

Luckily, if you get a sacrifice approved by all 5 of them, you're cured of 1 burn by a soothing mist

Hints:
The names have to do with the criteria.
A space counts as a letter. (But only ones that are needed. Saying "a cake " is 6 characters, not more than 7)

I sacrifice a Hammer

The Virgin Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Oddity Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Singularity Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The BbNb All Else Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Die Try Syllabary Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice

Chris has been burned once

I sacrifice a chainsaw.

The Virgin Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Oddity Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Singularity Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The BbNb All Else Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Die Try Syllabary Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice

Nothing happened.

I sacrifice a Chaingun!

I sacrifice a copy of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2.

MrDoctor:

The Virgin Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Oddity Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Singularity Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The BbNb All Else Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Die Try Syllabary Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice

You are soothed by a soothing mist Too bad you haven't been burned yet.

KillaKastor:

The Virgin Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Oddity Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Singularity Cauldron - Reject your sacrifice
The BbNb All Else Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Die Try Syllabary Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice

You have been burned

Another hint: Not only will shorter words make it easier for me, they'll make it easier for you to guess the criteria and will give you a smaller chance of being burned.

I sacrifice a Machine Gun

The Virgin Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Oddity Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Singularity Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The BbNb All Else Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Die Try Syllabary Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice

I Sacrifice a Nail Gun

The Virgin Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Oddity Cauldron - Rejects your sacrifice
The Singularity Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The BbNb All Else Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice
The Die Try Syllabary Cauldron - Accepts your sacrifice

I sacrifice a Ze Rail Gun!