Corrupt a wish game!!

Anyone here that was on DOTD (dawn of the dragons) would know how to play, for those who don't:

Corrupt a wish game was one where; one person writes down something they wish for (or to happen)
then the next person writes down o way for their wish to be messed with, like ' i wish monkeys were more intelligent' somebody could respond by saying something like ' monkeys become equal to humans in iq, some smarter than humans-blah blah blah- monkeys rule the world'

After you corrupt something, make your own wish, it goes in order like that.

Please go into length for your corruptions, but make the wishes simple, nothing to difficult to mess with.

AS WELL, YOU CAN NOT ASK FOR THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN. Thank you.



I'll go first:

I wish healthy food tasted better then unhealthy food.

Your wish came true, but then chocolat felt rejected and melts on the whole world, drowning people to death.

I wish there was no such thing as ninjas.

Approved, but neenjas come and kill you.

I wish for a nickel.

And seriously? This is like the oldest forum game ever made. I played this when I was 7.

The nickel appears in your pocket. You don't feel any richer, so you commit suicide.

I wish for the new Zelda game to be made.

Well Sadisryth wanted to play it so....

Microsoft releases a new Zelda game for it's Xbox360: Zelda, Locarina of Space.



I wish I had a sandwich.

The sand witch appears and curses you so that all food you touch is turned to sand, you then proceed to drop food into your mouth with pliers, clamps etc, this doesn't work either, you starve to death.





I wish Halo Reach was an incredible game.

It isn't.

I wish I had a sandwich.

you are granted a tuna-fish sandwich by Jesus himself, but 'he' was a 'she'.
you try to tell the churches but they crucify you for it. you never get to eat the sandwich



I wish that anime and manga etc. was banned in Canada.

Japan invades Canada and forces us all to watch Anime.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Your finger fall off for typing

Killakastor wrote:

I wish I had a sandwich.

too much,

oh and its a salt sandwich.... just salt.



I wish that Killakastor would stop wishing for sandwiches.

I wish I had a sandwich.

You didnt corrupt the wish you fool! BTW you owe me a cookie!

I wish I could control time.

I did, I wished for a sandwich anyway.

Also, Palkia gets mad over the fact that you can do the same thing as him and eats you alive.

I wish I had a ham sandwich.

=.= Failure, its Dialga.

The ham inside becomes lettuce and yo scream because:

1. It changed. That wasn't supposed to happen

2. You hate lettuce and every kind of vegetable alive and this was your only wish and you wasted it on a food item. Eat it bub.

You fall unconcious.

I wish that sandwiches didnt exist...

sandwiches cease to exist, KillaKastor Kills himself
FAIL

Wait, you did the world a favor, yaaaay


I wish that Ignorance was painful.

ignorance becomes painful, and everyone starts becoming emo and kills themselves.

I wish for a beer.

You are Given a beer but you are arrested for being underage and got hanged at dawn.


I Wish I was in an Octopus' garden.

You appear in an underwater house. surprisingly yo can breathe. The octopus appears, and it turns out to be Spongebob in disguise. he starts laughing, and before you know it you start laughing too, then you die from lack of oxygen.

I wish I can't die.

Granted, but then you survive until the end of time, when the sun becomes a black hole and you're stretched painfully into a singularity for eternity.

I wish for a bottle of wine to put on display.

The bottle of wine is so big it has to be dropped in by plane, but the pilot misses and he squashes you and your house.

I wish for a sandwich.

You're about to eat your sandwich, but then...
In Soviet Russia, sandwich eats YOU!

I wish for a twinkie.

Your wish gets proccesed wrong, and you actually wish for 10 trillion twinkies, the twinkie factory blows up and destroys all the twinkies in the world.

I wish I had a time machine.

Your time machine goes horribly wrong and transports you to an alternate timeline where lizards evolved into humans.

I wish I had a PS3.

Mod power abuse-age much.

Your PS3 blows up.

I wish I had a manwich.

This is a manwich:

you get diarhea.

I wish i could move like michael jackson