Corrupt a wish game!!

The real MJ gets angry, comes back from the dead and kills you.


I wish I had a cheese sandwich.

you eat the sandwitch, discover you are lactos intollerant, get diarhea and die.

I wish KillaKastor would stop wishing for sanwichs or any variations of them.

he starts wishing for hot dogs with mayo

I wish i was a spartan

You get put inside a Halo game but die because you starve.

I wish Sadisryth's wish really came true.

he starts wishing for hot dogs with mayo

i wish i pwned

You can't, only Chuck Norris can.

I wish for ice cream.

Granted, but it's toe-nail-and-poo falvour.

I wish for a grilled Panini.

You get a grilled salmon instead. Haha.

I wish for a barbecue set.

You receive the set and enjoy many a meal on it, until one day a flying pig comes and roosts in it, then one day, before opening it, you turn it on and hear a horrible squealing noise, you open it.
You have very delicious pork that night, but you choke on a feather and DIE.

I wish I had a Deathnote book. (you know, it kills whoever you write down)

You get the book, but just as your about to write a name, Naruto comes in and beats you up. Luffy and Ichigo do the same. "Thats for not saying anything about our manga!" they say before you die by a pikachu's thunderbolt (hey whats it doing here? Pokemon isn't Shonen Jump)

I wish for a minced pie.

You are granted a pie that has been minced up, You chock on the horrible choice of pie.

I wish Naruto, and Inuyasha etc. were all manga/anime that are good enough to hold my attention for more than just eight seconds.

Because of you it becomes from action to romantic comedy. Great... it know cant hold ANYONE'S attention.

I wish that Hotwheels were Coldwheels.

Coldwheels don't go as fast, do they?

I wish for a teriyaki Chicken Sub.

Granted, but the chef is an assassin chef and it's poisoned by accident.

I wish KillaKastor would stop wishing for food unconditionally.

He can't Beat him up for it.

I wish that there was no such thing as the common cold.

HIV and AIDS rule the genetic world now.... thanks.


I wish I was interested in the Naruto series.

Go read it then until you throw up. sheesh.

I wish that vitamin C is no longer needed in the human body.

Oranges grow the world to shambles.

I wish we cured cancer

Granted, but people get bored of their extremely long lives and commit suicide.

Edit: I wish I had a Saurkraut sandwich.

Granted, but I beat you up for having wished for food again.

I wish that the word censors were gone.

I swear so much the server chrashes.

i wish i could fly.

Granted, but you soon fall and die.

I wish Salty could spell.

He bores us all to death with his incr3dibly g00d gr@mmar

I wish John lennon wasn't shot and killed, and george harrison didn't have cancer.

The guy who Ringo starr replaced comes back and beats them all up.

I wish that I could cheer for the humans in Avatar.